What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!
What do you get if you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics!
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!
What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!
What medicine would you give a sick ant?
Antibiotics!
What do you call it when ants run away together?
Antelope
What do you call an ant that won’t go away?
Permanant
What do you call a poor ant?
A peasant
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An antisocial
What do you call an ant with frog legs?
An antphibian
What kind of ant likes math?
An accountant
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique
Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant
How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
Tenants
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Important
Who is the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies
What do you get when you mix ants with ticks?
Antics
What do you call a fancy ant?
Elegant
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant
Why do ants smell so good?
Because they wear deodorant
What do you call an ant who won’t obey?
Defiant
A truant!
What do you get if you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics!
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!
What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!
What medicine would you give a sick ant?
Antibiotics!
What do you call it when ants run away together?
Antelope
What do you call an ant that won’t go away?
Permanant
What do you call a poor ant?
A peasant
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An antisocial
What do you call an ant with frog legs?
An antphibian
What kind of ant likes math?
An accountant
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique
Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant
How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
Tenants
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Important
Who is the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies
What do you get when you mix ants with ticks?
Antics
What do you call a fancy ant?
Elegant
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant
Why do ants smell so good?
Because they wear deodorant
What do you call an ant who won’t obey?
Defiant